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George Washington

100 Girls

Didn't expect this one to be as enjoyable as it was. Granted the horrible acting and corny moments were prevalent, but this one had some pretty funny moments and excellent dialogue.

Couple of my favorite quotes...

"There are no clearly defined rules between men and women. So, each
side thinks they're playing fair and each side thinks they're being
cheated. Maybe, this is why men and women have the innate ability to
bring out the poison in one another. "

"I know what's in store for me. No one will ever have passion for me.
People all around me will be falling in love, and making love, and
getting married and having kids. The closest thing I'll ever have to
that is someone inviting me to their Christmas dinner because they
feel guilty I might be spending the holiday alone. Or if I'm lucky,
my male counterpart, an obese man or guy with a harelip, will invite
me to coffee; and we'll pretend to love each other and tie the knot
because we're so desperately afraid of growing old alone. "

"Without you, I'm as lonely as an abandoned dog on the side of a highway. I have gift anxiety, even through I don't know when your birthday is. We can spend perfect days shopping and cleaning together. I swear, I'll never make wisecracks when you scrape your tires against the curb while parallel parking. If you consent to live with me, I'll clean the toilet every week. I'll do it with my tongue if you ask. I will strike the words "hooters" and "love rockets" from my vocabulary. I'll love you. Even if your name is Mimi and you want me to pronounce it "May May". I will only pass gas underneath the covers and under the direst of circumstances. Hell, I'll go on a low cholesterol diet. And I won't buy one of those red sports cars when I hit my mid-life crisis. Your parents can come visit us every week, even if your mom is a witch with a capital B. And your folks don't have to go to a retirement home because they can come live with us. I declare, I'll separate the whites from the colors and learn the mysteries of hot and cold water washes. I'll never huff and puff while waiting for you to put on my makeup. If you're a cat person, I'll never point out the fact that a dog can save your life from drowning, but a cat can't. I will happily go see chick flicks with you, like "Pride and Prejudice". I'll make a point to trying new food like okra gumbo. I won't curl my nose at vegetables whose awful taste is disguised by having cheese on it. I pledge to always say "yes" when you ask, "Is my hair looking okay tonight?" I'm gonna bring a whole new meaning to the word "cuddle". I'll be thoughtful enough to read your horoscope every day. I'm gonna save every birthday card you send me! And I'll actually write you real letters when we're apart. I'm never gonna expect you to know where I left my car keys, and I'll never leave my socks on the floor. With me, you'll find the cap is always on the toothpaste. I'll start wearing those bikini style underwear if you like. My belly button will always be lint free. I want to full-on kiss your *censored*. It will be the most passionate, intimate experience you've ever had. I declare now, I will give my life for you. And if you fail to come to me, I know some part of me will surely die."

Spent some downtime at work looking for jobs far, far away from here.

Milkcrate Theft

As is turns out, theft of milk crates is a cash cow business...
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